Hoodie

The Night Before Cheesemas Tee Hoodie

from £38.00

It's five to midnight on Christmas Eve. Green, cheese-shaped fumes are billowing out of the bathroom while a queasy reveller in a paper crown peeks round the door, and outside their partner holds their nose and the parents give a firm "told you so" look. The cheeseboard is empty except for one sad rind. Perfect for anyone who had one more slice of blue cheese after the whole family said stop, and for couples who have made it through a first Christmas together.

Unisex heavy blend hoodie (Gildan 18500), printed on the front.